When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
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I flew into NYC right before Hurricane Sandy and got stranded. Now I moved to Atlanta for snowpacalypse. What’s next?